The Llama Song Competition

Hey everyone I know how much you all love Llamas and The Llama Song by Burton Earny that I’ve thought to my self why not start a little Llama Song Competition for all of you out llama lovers out there!

Basically all you have to do is record yourself singing along with your own voice to The Llama Song and then sent it to me or upload it to somewhere.

I will choose a winner at the end of this month and will declare their prize there and then as I’m keeping it a secret for now!

Here’s a llama
There’s a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama duck

Llama llama
Cheesecake llama
Tablet brick potato llama
Llama llama
Mushroom llama
Llama llama duck

I was once a tree house
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way
The orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
But it told a tale
And now listen little child
To the safety rail

Did you ever
See a llama
Kiss a llama on the llama
Llama’s llama
Tastes of llama
Llama llama duck

Half a llama
Twice the llama
Not a llama farmer llama
Llama in a
Car alarm a
Llama llama duck

Is that how it’s told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob, ankle, cold.
Now my song is getting thin,
I’ve run out of luck.
Time for me to retire now,
And become a duck.

Play The Llama Song


  1. andrew247   •  

    I’m a llama,
    I’m a llama,
    I have four legs,
    And I’m a llama.

    I walked for food,
    On four legs I stood,
    When along came Piper,
    And shot me with his Sniper.

    Luckily for me,
    I’m still as good as can be,
    Because my bullet proof skin,
    Made the bullet bounce into his shin,
    After all:

    I’m a llama,
    I’m a llama,
    I have four legs,
    And I’m a llama.

    The waterhole begs,
    Filled with frogs and clegs,
    To be drank from by a

    Wonderful llamas.
    Filthy, dirty, yet CLEAN!

    Now I’m getting older
    And I’ve got arthritis in my shoulder,
    I’ve gotta go lie down,
    In my bright pink nightgownnnnnnnnn!

  2. Darren Straight   •  

    Great comment Andrew, but will we be seeing you post a audio clip of yourself singing that one or the original llama song, if you don’t want to post it here, email it to me if you can to: darrenstraight[at]hotmail[dot]com

    Thanks! 😀

  3. andrew247   •  

    As soon as I get a chance (when nobody else is in the house lol), I’ll get it recorded!

  4. Darren Straight   •     Author

    Hey Andrew, you’re time is now up!

    Care to pass me that recording of yours, if you reply soon even without the recording I’ll give you something anyway, just for being the only one that actually commented here!

  5. andrew247   •  

    Lol….didn’t see this. I just completely forgot about it 🙁
    It would be helpful if there was a new comments bit somewhere, so that people know what’s what 😉

  6. Darren Straight   •     Author

    What like a “new comments posted” list on the sidebar, I’ve thought of that before so if that would help, I could have a look around for one or if not make my own but I would like it to be in Ajax so it updated on the fly!

    Please tell me! 😀

  7. andrew247   •  

    That would be good. I just had to sift through 6 pages of blog entries to find this. 😕 Feeling a bit dizzy 😉

  8. andrew247   •  

    Sounds good. What does it actually do? Send you emails of new comments?

  9. Darren Straight   •     Author

    Nope I believe it only send’s you a reply notificacion just like on forums!

  10. andrew247   •  

    Orite. Do I need to sign up for it, or do you install it?
    What about RSS feeds?

  11. Darren Straight   •     Author

    Haha it’s not installed yet, I’m busy working on other things and I’m not sure if I like it or not yet! 🙂

    And what about RSS feeds, I already have that, just for posts not comments though! 🙂

  12. andrew247   •  

    I come here often enough, so I don’t need the RSS 😉
    You just have to make interesting posts to keep me (and others) coming back 😀

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