{"id":988,"date":"2006-10-29T01:58:47","date_gmt":"2006-10-29T00:58:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darrenstraight.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/29\/microsoft-firefox-2007-professional\/"},"modified":"2006-10-29T01:58:47","modified_gmt":"2006-10-29T00:58:47","slug":"microsoft-firefox-2007-professional","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.darrenstraight.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/29\/microsoft-firefox-2007-professional\/","title":{"rendered":"Microsoft Firefox 2007 Professional"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Microsoft(R) Firefox 2007 Professional<\/strong><br \/>\nThe new award-winning browser from Microsoft is now faster, securer and quicker anything else on the market. Why use anything else?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Enjoy a Better Web Experience<br \/>\n<\/strong>MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm &#8211; anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!<\/li>\n<li><strong>Stay Secure on the Web<\/strong><br \/>\nFirefox 2007&#8217;s new TakeOver(TM) technology protects the Windows Kernel by automatically recognizing all McAfee and Symantec programs as viruses. Downloading has never been safer.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Interactive Multimedia<br \/>\n<\/strong>Microsoft&#8217;s AKobe Phlash(TM) Plugin delivers awesome online interactive content; anything from music, videos to games. (Lawsuit from Adobe pending)<\/li>\n<li><strong>Personalize Your Browser<br \/>\n<\/strong>Choose from three excellent browsing styles! Minimized, Maximized and Fullscreen!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.msfirefox.com\/\">Download MS Firefox 2007 Today<\/a>! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.darrenstraight.com\/blog\/images\/2006\/10\/ms_firefox.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.darrenstraight.com\/blog\/images\/2006\/10\/ms_firefox_small.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Microsoft(R) Firefox 2007 Professional The new award-winning browser from Microsoft is now faster, securer and quicker anything else on the market. Why use anything else? Enjoy a Better Web Experience MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm &#8211; anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob<\/p>\n<div class=\"clearfix\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"pull-left padding-top-25\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.darrenstraight.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/29\/microsoft-firefox-2007-professional\/\" class=\"btn btn-theme\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Microsoft Firefox 2007 Professional&#8221;<\/span> <i class=\"fa fa-fw fa-long-arrow-right\"><\/i> <\/a>  <\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darrenstraight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darrenstraight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darrenstraight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darrenstraight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darrenstraight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.darrenstraight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.darrenstraight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darrenstraight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.darrenstraight.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}